Injury has not, after all, Diminished the Dimensions of Dimunation's Game
Although reporters did not witness "Johnny D's" patented trademark warmup routine (the crossover over two-step, coast to coast), he was seen blurring by in the hall outside the gym, as of old. When he finally hit his patented trademark, the one-handed setshot, late in the game, the spectator(s) roared with delight, and thought of reviving their patented trademark nostalgic cheer "Johnny Dee - MVP! Johnny Dee - MVP!...."
Heimdahl Injured Again
Four toenails blackened by Froilland stomp
Questionable for Winter Season
General Manager says: "Not for Sale!"
But Several Teams Inquire Nonetheless
Dark Jerseys 10, Light Jerseys 6
Dark 10, Light 6
Dark 10, Light 8
Light* 10, Dark 4
Light* 10, Dark 6
Light* 10, Dark 2
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